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Gehirnwäsche á la FM4-News:

12:00 - News-Headlines
US military reports that they never flushed the quran down the toilet.

12:01 - News-Speaker
US military reports that they never flushed the quran down the toilet.

12:02 - US Military Spokesman
I can report that the US military never flushed the quran down the toilet.

Ich vermute ja, dass zeitgleich in allen weltweiten Medien derselbe Satz dreimal gepredigt wurde. Pierre Bourdieu hätte seine Freude.

Auch nicht schlecht:
The splashing of urine was among the cases described as inadvertent and was said to have occurred when a guard urinated near an air vent and the wind blew his urine through the vent into a detainee's cell.